Ez nagyon lol :DD

Started by HVp213, 2006-03-09, 17:46:17

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Kvikveg

Quote from: chilip on 2017-02-28, 14:58:10
Quote from: Flaser on 2017-02-28, 13:27:47
Legújabb gyöngyszem giguk-tól:
Your Waifu Doesn't Love You

pl. az Evabridged is még sírva röhögős tőle.

"Since I'm a waifu this girl is of legal age?" "... Yes" "So how old am I?" ".......... YES"

"Lets see how much you can understand of the different waifus there can be:
What is the name of the type of girl who likes the guy, but they can sometimes treat him meanly or even violently?"

"An asshole."

"...no, no it's a tsundere.., see, like... OK...
What do you call someone who is so in love with a guy that they get obsessed and would even kill for them if needed?"

"Psychotic"

"OK this isn't working..."

:lul:

Amugy meg az egesz waifu jelensegre kb :facepalm:
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

NLZ

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP0t7nJBiHy/?hl=en

Tele van az instagramjuk kézipoggyászból kivetetett tárgyakkal, köztük sok ilyen fegyvernek beszámító csodákkal.
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chilip


SaiyaGin

- Miért van zsír a tehéntejben?
- Hogy ne nyikorogjon, amikor fejik.

- Te, ha én kávét iszom, nem tudok elaludni!
- Nálam ez pont fordítva van!
- Hogyhogy?
- Ha alszom, nem tudok kávét inni!

- Miért nem találják Palikát az erdőben?
- Mert Pál ma fa!

- Mi az, fémből van és utazik?
- Vas utas.

Hogy kapta Benedek Elek a nevét?
Anyukája reggel beszólt a kisfiának:
- Benn vagy még az ágyban?
- Benne, de kelek.

- Józsi miért ment a boltba?
- Malátakivonatot vesz.
- És aki nem vesz vonatot, megvakul?

Felsmuk

Megy a nyuszika az erdő szélén. Egyszer csak leesik.
"Here in the age of Internet porn it's hard to know exactly what percentage of male orgasms occur in front of a computer monitor, but we're going to guess it's more than half. So if you ask when we'll have virtual reality sex, or human/robot sex, the answer from tens of thousands of researchers and inventors is, "We're working as fast as we can, dammit!""


Kvikveg

WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Kvikveg

Ritkasagot talaltam, "hogyan vettek fel a windows welcome hangot"
https://youtu.be/MkxM4XHJTVs
Jo, lehet hogy ehhez mar oregnek kell lenni, de en meg emlekszem a fraszra, ami ramtort amikor ezt meghallottam.  :D
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Kraivan


SaiyaGin


Kraivan



Kraivan


SaiyaGin

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/131821/honda-targets-top-three-in-18-with-toro-rosso

:lul:


[spoiler]Nem, nem tévedésből tettem ebbe a topikba a cikket.[/spoiler]

Kvikveg

Gary Oldman uzenete a szineszkedo kosarlabdasoknak  :lul:
https://9gag.com/gag/aL8AqQM
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Kvikveg

Introverts
https://9gag.com/gag/agYEg9w
[spoiler]Az antisocial services-nel menthetetlenul elkezdtem rohogni  :lul:[/spoiler]
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Moha

Na igen, tényleg jó lett.
As an introvert myself, I find this funny. :D

Kvikveg

Öööö... csodalom, hogy egyik sem nevette el magat.  :lul:

a 911 call about an elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOT8Lcby1Eg
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Kvikveg

Az "ezek a japanok..." topicba is mehetne: 3 profi focista versus 100 gyerek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1XfCeH8zJI
A kapusokat meglatva elrohogtem magam. :D
Annyira aranyosak.  :P
WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


-OJ-


frozenstein



Cheesy


NLZ

[spoiler][/spoiler]
[reserved]

SaiyaGin

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Cobra

Hide and fear, Cobra Commander is here !

Kvikveg

WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.