Ez nagyon lol :DD

Started by HVp213, 2006-03-09, 17:46:17

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Darkstar

Nekem nem akarja betölteni. A link láthatóan nem rosz, a tab-re ki is írja a címet, de aztán semmi.
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Zsiga

Quote from: Darkstar on 2007-09-25, 02:09:34
Nekem nem akarja betölteni. A link láthatóan nem rosz, a tab-re ki is írja a címet, de aztán semmi.
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8176/clipboard01zf0.jpg

Ramiz

Google Desktop mai napi ócska vicce:

Eddie Dickens bought a cornet and was trying to learn to play it. He was busy practicing one day when the phone rang. I'm your next-door neighbor," the lady said, "and my husband is home sick. Do you know your noise is making things worse?"
"No," said Ed, "but if you'll hum a few bars, I think I can fake it for you."
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ultimecia

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HVp213

"Aki tud, és tudja hogy tud, az veszélyes, tőle óvakodjatok! Aki tud, de nem tudja, hogy tud. Az bölcs, tőle tanuljatok. Aki nem tud és tudja, hogy nem tud. Az okos, őt tanítsátok! Aki nem tud és úgy tudja, hogy tud. Ő a hülye őt hagyjátok!"

.Attila



chilip

első kettő kurva jó :D


kelvor

#5202
roflamo  :D

Ez is jó :D


Ramiz

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Nakedape

Nothing About Culture Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution

Kvikveg

Quote from: Ramiz on 2007-09-28, 11:50:28
Denis Leary - I'm An Asshole
Zseniális!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc
Nem mondod, hogy most latod eloszor... :3x3:
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Zsiga


Kvikveg

WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Próféta

És ez már mind volt itt a fórumon. Ez persze nem csökkenti az értékét.

Texasi törvényhozás: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6X-xtVask (ez nálunk is így megy?)
gyíííííík: http://laist.com/2007/09/22/yes_this_is_for.php

Member

Quote from: HVp213 on 2007-09-27, 10:21:08
Változnak az idők
Kicsit elkésve vettem ezt észre. Szerintem fake.
[spoiler]Nem csak a pipadohányzacskó, az "Ezuton is felhivom" kezdetű sor egyáltalán nem illik a többihez.[/spoiler]

Ramiz

#5211
[spoiler=Ugye szeretitek a hímsoviniszta vicceket? :D (Még ha ez eredetileg nem is annak lett szánva... ^^)]http://bp1.blogger.com/_YE_UYTMFOh0/RvQ-Cd3yCOI/AAAAAAAAA2E/OAFhDxQYDk8/s1600-h/Peta_Ad-Jodie_Marsh.jpg[/spoiler]
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kikuchiyo

[spoiler=Long joke is long]
Once upon a time, a young man went to the circus. He was very excited, as he lived in western Manitoba and had never seen a circus before; the kind of town where you shave and the trolly stops. Anyway, as circus days drew nigh, the young man grew ever more excited. He arrived before dawn to get the best seat in the house, and was seated hours before the first trapeze act.
Finally, the trapeze artists gave an awe-inspiring performance, the elephants danced, and the lion tamer tamed. At last, the clowns came out in full regalia and green hair. They rode around by the gross in a purple volkswagon. The volksie pulled up to center of the ring, and an overweight clown with orange hair, acne, and a purple nose advanced to the podium:
"Will the person in section A, row Y, seat 42 please stand up?"
The young man looked at his ticket, and to his surprise, he was sitting in that very seat. The young man stood up.
Clown sez, "Wellllll, there's the horse's ass, now where's the rest of the horse?"
The man, dumbfounded, stood for a moment, then made his way quickly through crowd and out of the tent. Returning home, the man wept for days, and mourned the loss of dignity and honor. Eventually reason overcame his grief and the man grew determined. "I'm not going to get mad, I'm going to get even, and avenge the honor of myself, my family, and this town," exclaimed the man. He picked up the curriculum guide for the University of Nevada at Las Vegas (UNLV) correspondence courses and started to read.
Eventually his eyes came to rest on an advert for a class in "Quick Wit Retort." "Learn how to use those snappy comebacks to your advantage, now!" So the man sent in his $19.95 and soon received the course materials. In a few weeks, the man mastered the materials, and sent the final back to UNLV. Much to his surprise, a registered letter arrived from the president of UNLV. It read:
Dear Sir: We are utterly flabbergasted at your performance in Quick Wit Retort 101. We would be most gratified if you could come to UNLV to complete your degree with our fine academic institution. Here's a check to cover your expenses.
To make a long story short, the man made straight A's in the QWR program. He was awarded numerous distinctions, and when he graduated, the graduation speaker Ed Meese awarded the man the Presidential Medal of Outstanding Quick Wit Retort, signed by Ronnie himself!
Some days afterward, Harvard University sent a lear-jet to pick the man up for an interview. The graduate admissions officer didn't mince words. "If you complete our masters/doctoral tenured track program in QWR, you will never have to worry about money again," said he. Needless to say, the man promptly moved to Cambridge.
In 5 years, the man had finished his doctorate. By this time, the man was known throughout the world as the leading expert in Quick Wit Retort. Word had even reached western Manitoba, which made his mother very proud. Everyone from Pentagon pundits to Beltway bandits consulted the man on technical questions of QWR.
One day, while sitting at his desk reading his hometown newspaper, the man noticed that the circus was coming to his hometown again. An evil smile crossed the man's face. "Siegfried," cried the man to his assistant, "We must be away to Manitoba. Ready the jet!" As the plane crossed the downlands of Michigan, the man savored the moment of victory that was to be his.
The man arrived at the circus tent very early, making sure to get the seat in section A, row Y, seat 42.
Finally, the trapeze artists gave an awe-inspiring performance, the elephants danced, and the lion tamer tamed. At last, the clowns came out in full regalia and green hair. They rode around by the gross in a purple volkswagon. The volksie pulled up to center of the ring, and an overweight clown with orange hair, acne, and a purple nose advanced to the podium:
"Will the person in section A, row Y, seat 42 please stand up?"
The man glanced at his ticket. This time he was ready.
Clown sez, "Wellllll, there's the horse's ass, now where's the rest of the horse?"
The man rose to his feet, full of confidence. He thrust out his chest and said in the loudest voice you can imagine:
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FUCK YOU, CLOWN!!!!
[/spoiler]
Failure is the default option

Ramiz

#5214
Ez réééégi... én még magyarul hallgattam gyerekkoromban és nem értettem. Aztán évekkel később eszembe jutott és röhögni kezdtem. :D

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Denis Leary - I'm An Asshole

Egész nap ezt hallgatom. Valamiért megnyugtatólag hat rám. :D

edit 2.: Blowjob Girl (18)
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Draconire



motifator

Tényleg jópofa, de amiket a Basket Case után nyom, az már nem teljesen ugyanaz az akkordmenet, mint a Pachelbel. De az tény, hogy a tonika-domináns-párhuzamos mol-szubdomináns akkordmenetre most én is tudnék kapásból vagy 50 számot eljátszani, csak kár, hogy az már nem teljesen Pachelbel, csak hasonló. Egyedül a Basket Case volt az, ami az utolsó 2 akkord kivételével pont a Kánon akkordmenetére épül.
De amúgy maga a rant vicces volt :)
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Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly.

thrall


kikuchiyo

#5219


[spoiler]Iz dat sum Zsiga?  :muhahah: :whoah:[/spoiler]
Failure is the default option