Ez nagyon lol :DD

Started by HVp213, 2006-03-09, 17:46:17

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thrall

SPOILER ALLERT: a következő videót az nézze meg, aki már játszott valamennyit a Tales of Monkey Island 1. részével(értsd: monkey island 5), vagy nem érdekli a játék, vagy csak a spoilerek nem izgatják

[spoiler=tényleg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4t2V47ivGA[/spoiler]

Zen

Quote from: thrall on 2009-07-13, 02:46:37
SPOILER ALLERT: a következő videót az nézze meg, aki már játszott valamennyit a Tales of Monkey Island 1. részével(értsd: monkey island 5), vagy nem érdekli a játék, vagy csak a spoilerek nem izgatják

[spoiler=tényleg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4t2V47ivGA[/spoiler]
-I've got a wife and an arch nemesis to return to.
-Aye, who doesn't.  :lul:
Satan isn't the answer when one's in pain. It's god and candy.
In short, sex is great for the species, and it made me who I am today... as in, alive.
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Dreamcleaver


"But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake"
- GLaDOS

Zen

Satan isn't the answer when one's in pain. It's god and candy.
In short, sex is great for the species, and it made me who I am today... as in, alive.
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Ramiz

12 OZ MOUSE, 12 OZ MOUSE!!! 12 OZ MOUSE, 12 OZ MOUSE!!! 12 OZ MOUSE, 12 OZ MOUSE!!!

Felsmuk

"Here in the age of Internet porn it's hard to know exactly what percentage of male orgasms occur in front of a computer monitor, but we're going to guess it's more than half. So if you ask when we'll have virtual reality sex, or human/robot sex, the answer from tens of thousands of researchers and inventors is, "We're working as fast as we can, dammit!""

Kvikveg

WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Zsiga

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Én

Quote from: Zsiga on 2009-07-13, 21:34:40
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Nézni fogom holnap a híreket. :D



Zen

Satan isn't the answer when one's in pain. It's god and candy.
In short, sex is great for the species, and it made me who I am today... as in, alive.
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Makos


Zen

Satan isn't the answer when one's in pain. It's god and candy.
In short, sex is great for the species, and it made me who I am today... as in, alive.
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Zsiga


Darkstar

小野寺梓のラブリーすきぴちゃん

Zen

Satan isn't the answer when one's in pain. It's god and candy.
In short, sex is great for the species, and it made me who I am today... as in, alive.
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Kvikveg

WARNING: module "coffee.exe" did not run correctly. Brain running in limited mode.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


Zsiga

Quote from: Watchmen DC 720p Bluray x264-CBGB @ TL, by cricexThis movie was NOT shot in 70mm (1280 x800). And this isn't a 720p Blu-Ray Rip. Blu-Ray movies are encoded at 1280 pixels by 720 pixels (or 1920 x1080p). Hence the 720p. 536p is not equal to 720p. In addition, both formats i listed are non letter boxed in a fixed 16:9 ratio. This is a low quality film rip which is why it is at a 1280 x536 resolution (aspect ratio 2:39:1). But even in the aspect ratio meant for professional movie theaters, which cannot be displayed correctly except for on special TV's/monitors (ones that support 2:39:1 AR) A 1080p movie at a 2:39:1 ratio is 2560 x 1080p. a 720p movie would be something like 1600 x720p. Although 1280 x536 is better than the 720 x480p that a 16:9 NTSC SD DVD would be, when you adjust for the difference in the aspect this is intended for, it's much closer to standard definition than it is HD. You can't tell the difference because your hardware is distorting the image due to the fact that it doesn't support it. and your screen isn't big enough for your eyes to tell the difference. In addition I'd love you to link me to where I could purchase a copy of a 720p Watchmen Blu-Ray, because they are only being pressed in 1080p AFAIK..
So much fail. :lul:

Én

[spoiler=boys vs girls][/spoiler]

Cloud


motifator

Nothing amazing happens here, and you get used to that: used to a world where everything is ordinary.
Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly.

SaiyaGin

Találtam valamit a tvtropes-on, ami merőben új megvilágításba helyezi Harry Potter történetét:

[spoiler]It's a Marxist allegory.

Magic is capital controlled by the wizarding world. The "pure-blood" Slytherins represent the aristocracy who believe that "magic" (i.e. capital) should be in the hands of a privileged elite. The "clever" Ravenclaws represent the bourgeois intelligentsia. Hufflepuff are the petty-bourgeois, stupid and useless yet still oppressive.

All wizards treat Muggles (proletarians) as inferior beings and allow them to labour and suffer when, if they control of the means of production (magic), they could have much better lives. The house-elves are skilled labourers lacking class-consciousness, believing that the system is kind to them. Dobby is like that guy in The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists, but he ultimately fails in igniting revolution.

Note that while some believe that it is acceptable for Muggle-borns to learn magic (i.e. become nouveau riche) and others disagree, all agree that magical people are inherently superior. The wizarding peoples do not learn to perform productive labour at Hogwarts, merely how to use the magic they were born with. Similarly, the bourgeoisie need only learn to manipulate money; the workers will produce it.

And so we come to our heroes. The Gryffindors wear red Quidditch robes and represent the Red Army. Dumbledore, with his voluminous white beard, stands for Karl Marx, while Harry Potter's glasses and untidy black hair make him identical to Leon Trotsky. Harry's lightning-bolt scar is in reference to the fatal head wound inflicted on Trotsky by Ramón Mercader with an ice pick. The two Orders of the Phoenix represent the First and Second Internationals.

Voldemort represents the modern consumer. His commodity fetishism is symbolised by the Horcruxes, "valuable" objects into which he projects parts of his soul. Possessions give him identity; destroying them shatters it, making him realise that he has not developed as a human being.

Quidditch is a further allegory. The Chasers and Keeper represent the workers, who supply most of the game's work and are forced to compete with each other. The Beaters are the armies who, although they appear to fight each other, in reality oppress the workers. The Seeker is the capitalist: he wins the gold(en snitch) and renders the Chasers' labour virtually worthless.

Snape is Lenin. He kills Dumbledore in order to fulfil Dumbledore's plans, just as Lenin modified Marxist theory to fulfil Marx's broad goals.

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Makos

Mi a különbség a ford és a trabant között?
[spoiler]A trabant tud fordulni...
A ford nem tud trabantolni....[/spoiler]

Selmo


A tökéletesség unalmas.


Makos

omg. az emberi hülyeség tényleg határtalan.

SaiyaGin

Quote from: thrall on 2009-07-17, 13:08:18
http://www.boon.hu/hirek/Nemzetkozi/cikk/liftben-szellenteni-tilos-es-meg-49-ertelmetlen-torveny/cn/news-20090717-07164048

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Izlandon bárki folytathat orvosi tevékenységet, ha kirak egy táblát a következő felirattal: 'Scottulaejnir' , ami magyarul kuruzslót jelent.

Megyünk? :D