4chan pwn4g3, random blődségek és trollságok.

[Tycho]

Ideje elkezdeni áthozni onnan a legundorítóbb cuccokat ide, az Offtopic thread különböző topikjaiba.
Én már elkezdtem...

srry én a gusztusosos dolgokta jobban szeretem, bár tény hogy ez csak gusztus kérdése

[spoiler=+18(se)][/spoiler]

[Ramiz]

Én: bazdmeg.blog.hu
(Annyira hülye érzés leírni, hogy "Én:", és aztán az üzenetet... )

srry én a gusztusosos dolgokta jobban szeretem, bár tény hogy ez csak gusztus kérdése

Alapvetően én is jobban szeretem a kifinomultabb humort (Monty Python a csúcsok csúcsán), bár ezt senki sem hiszi el nekem. De amíg mások jobban kiakadnak ezeken a /b-tard poénokon, mint én, addig maga a tett és persze a reakciók viccesek.

[Én]

(Annyira hülye érzés leírni, hogy "Én:", és aztán az üzenetet... )

Ez esetben hívj a nagybetűs Jómagamnak.
A blog meg no comment, mondjuk az a terézanyás videó jó.

[Ramiz]

USTEAM /b topikját néztétek már mostanában? Ott is ritka nagy trollok gyülekeznek mostanában.

[.Attila]

Ghibli-s illúziórombolás felsőfokon, mindenki csak saját felelősségére!

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[Ramiz]

Nektek bejönnek a /s képei? Nekem kiírja a linket a Mozilla (pl http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src.cgi/1192272655720.jpg), de nem jön be semmi!

[kikuchiyo]

Nálam megy.

[Darkstar]

Nálam megy. Mondjuk leállás esetén sem hiányozna túlzottan.

[Member]

Megy.

[Ramiz]

Áhá! A cookie-k engedélyezésével vót gond.

[Darkstar]

Uhh, az /a/n nagyon elbaszódott valami.

[Én]

Már jó, elméletileg

[Zsiga]

[spoiler=Long pasta is loooooooong]<dadandchild> hi im 25 m is that ok
<AMBER_14> oh yes thats very nice
<AMBER_14>
<dadandchild> cool so u name is amber?
<AMBER_14> yes
<dadandchild> would u like to chat on phone?
<AMBER_14> nah
<AMBER_14> I'd rather go on MSN
<AMBER_14> I have a cam
<AMBER_14> you got msn?
<dadandchild> no
<dadandchild> cam is broken
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> you can still watch me
<AMBER_14> whats your msn?
<dadandchild> i dont have msn
<AMBER_14> aww
<AMBER_14>
<dadandchild> can u send me a pic?
<AMBER_14> I have a couple
<dadandchild> can i see?
<AMBER_14> http://www.data.exet.nu/bildarkiv/goatse/goatse_04.jpg
<dadandchild> ?
<AMBER_14> you like?
*** dadandchild is no longer on the server ***
<AMBER_14> you there?
<dadandchild> im here
<dadandchild> my dau is sleeping with me so shes kinda in the way with
my lap top
<AMBER_14> lol
<AMBER_14> shes sleeping with you?
<dadandchild> yes all the time
<AMBER_14> you ever
<AMBER_14> do anything to here?
<dadandchild> lol no
<AMBER_14> Why not?
<dadandchild> how lol shes 5
<AMBER_14> doesnt mean anything
<AMBER_14> i was 6 when I first had sex
<dadandchild> oh my god
<dadandchild> 6 u can have sex that young?
<AMBER_14> yes
<dadandchild> oh my god well mine is 5
<AMBER_14> you should try with your daughter
<AMBER_14> my uncle played with me when I was 5
<AMBER_14> then we had sex when I was 6
<dadandchild> oh god im shakng rightnow just thnking of she will let me
do it to her now
<AMBER_14> you have the perfect oppurtunity
<AMBER_14> just rub on her pussy a little bit
<AMBER_14> see how she reacts
<dadandchild> u mean put it on her now?
<AMBER_14> put what on her?
<dadandchild> my dick
<AMBER_14> you can
<AMBER_14> but I meant
<AMBER_14> rub with your hand
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> what she doin?
<dadandchild> she turn on her back still sleepng
<AMBER_14> hmm
<AMBER_14> she wearing any pants or anything?
<dadandchild> her pjs
<AMBER_14> 1 piece?
<AMBER_14> or 2?
<dadandchild> 2 piece
<AMBER_14> take the bottoms off
<AMBER_14> and panties too
<AMBER_14> and rub
<dadandchild> k im like so scared right now ok
<AMBER_14> its ok
<AMBER_14> take your time
<AMBER_14> you can be slow
<AMBER_14> its how my uncle was with me
<dadandchild> hold on tkne it off
<AMBER_14> k
<dadandchild> it off she woke up
<AMBER_14> what she do after she woke up?
<dadandchild> ask what im doing told her its ok not to be scared
<AMBER_14> good
<AMBER_14> tell her you have to look at something
<AMBER_14> and tell her to sit back and spread her legs
<dadandchild> she dong it
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> have fun
<AMBER_14> use your hands and tongue
<dadandchild> k im like so shakng now
<AMBER_14> tell her im a doctor
<AMBER_14> and you gotta do what I say
<dadandchild> ok
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> un zip your pants
<dadandchild> i have boxers on
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> pull your cock out
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> and tell her the doctor said she has to look at it
<AMBER_14> hold it in her hands
<dadandchild> she holdng it
<AMBER_14> hows it feel?
<dadandchild> she said wht is it and why she dont have one lol
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> its only something you got
<AMBER_14> and god made it for her
<AMBER_14> to enjoy
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> tell her the doctor said to put it in her mouth
<dadandchild> she laughng
<AMBER_14> did she do it?
<AMBER_14> ?
<dadandchild> sshe put it in her mouth
<AMBER_14> hows it feel?
<dadandchild> small she not dng it right i told her to stop
<AMBER_14> you gotta get hard
<AMBER_14> before she puts it in her mouth
<dadandchild> oh im very hard but she usng her teeth and it not good right now
<AMBER_14> okay
<AMBER_14> sit back on the bed
<AMBER_14> and tell her to get on your lap
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> when she does
<AMBER_14> rub her pussie with your cock
<AMBER_14> but dont put it in
<dadandchild> she on my stomack k rubng it she sayng what im dong
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> the doctor said this is the only way to check
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> and now just pretty much have fun with it
<AMBER_14> while I go make a call
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> back
<AMBER_14> hows it going?
<dadandchild> k shakng scared she open her legs more
<AMBER_14> good
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> try oral again
<AMBER_14> this time
<AMBER_14> tell her not to bite
<AMBER_14> and to suck on it
<AMBER_14> lick she would a popsicle
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> like*
<dadandchild> better
<dadandchild> i thnk i hear my other dau walkng
<AMBER_14> how old is she?
<dadandchild> 8
<AMBER_14> oh better
<AMBER_14> you can try to put it in her
<dadandchild> oh i cant she started her periods already
<AMBER_14> ahh
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> hows the 5yr old doing
<dadandchild> good
<dadandchild> i wnt to fuck
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> you can try and put it in
<dadandchild> i dont have any condoms though
<AMBER_14> just cover her mouth
<AMBER_14> you shouldnt need any
<dadandchild> she on her back
<dadandchild> told her it ok and to not be scared
<AMBER_14> good good
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> slowly try to put it in
<AMBER_14> and cover her mouth
<dadandchild> k
<dadandchild> iiit tight but it gng inn
<AMBER_14> good good
<dadandchild> i got tip inn
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> hows she acting?
<dadandchild> she cryng some
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> not to cry its okay
<AMBER_14> you're supposed to do it
<AMBER_14> and wipe her tears
<dadandchild> i gng to cum
<AMBER_14> did you cum?
<dadandchild> no
<dadandchild> not alot in her
<AMBER_14> after you do
<AMBER_14> hug her close and tell her you love
<dadandchild> i cum inside her
<AMBER_14> you just came inside her
<dadandchild> yss
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> ill go get the van
<dadandchild> ?
<AMBER_14> The FBI party van
<AMBER_14> Since you're going to jail.
<AMBER_14> This conversation has been recorded, and you're IP logged.
<dadandchild> oh my god
<AMBER_14> You'll recieve a seopena in a couple of days.
<AMBER_14> I suggesst seeking an attorney.
<AMBER_14> Do you understand what I'm telling you, sir?
*** dadandchild is no longer on the server ***[/spoiler]

[Tycho]

[spoiler=Big banknote is biiiiig][/spoiler]

[Én]

[spoiler=Long pasta is loooooooong]<dadandchild> hi im 25 m is that ok
<AMBER_14> oh yes thats very nice
<AMBER_14>
<dadandchild> cool so u name is amber?
<AMBER_14> yes
<dadandchild> would u like to chat on phone?
<AMBER_14> nah
<AMBER_14> I'd rather go on MSN
<AMBER_14> I have a cam
<AMBER_14> you got msn?
<dadandchild> no
<dadandchild> cam is broken
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> you can still watch me
<AMBER_14> whats your msn?
<dadandchild> i dont have msn
<AMBER_14> aww
<AMBER_14>
<dadandchild> can u send me a pic?
<AMBER_14> I have a couple
<dadandchild> can i see?
<AMBER_14> http://www.data.exet.nu/bildarkiv/goatse/goatse_04.jpg
<dadandchild> ?
<AMBER_14> you like?
*** dadandchild is no longer on the server ***
<AMBER_14> you there?
<dadandchild> im here
<dadandchild> my dau is sleeping with me so shes kinda in the way with
my lap top
<AMBER_14> lol
<AMBER_14> shes sleeping with you?
<dadandchild> yes all the time
<AMBER_14> you ever
<AMBER_14> do anything to here?
<dadandchild> lol no
<AMBER_14> Why not?
<dadandchild> how lol shes 5
<AMBER_14> doesnt mean anything
<AMBER_14> i was 6 when I first had sex
<dadandchild> oh my god
<dadandchild> 6 u can have sex that young?
<AMBER_14> yes
<dadandchild> oh my god well mine is 5
<AMBER_14> you should try with your daughter
<AMBER_14> my uncle played with me when I was 5
<AMBER_14> then we had sex when I was 6
<dadandchild> oh god im shakng rightnow just thnking of she will let me
do it to her now
<AMBER_14> you have the perfect oppurtunity
<AMBER_14> just rub on her pussy a little bit
<AMBER_14> see how she reacts
<dadandchild> u mean put it on her now?
<AMBER_14> put what on her?
<dadandchild> my dick
<AMBER_14> you can
<AMBER_14> but I meant
<AMBER_14> rub with your hand
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> what she doin?
<dadandchild> she turn on her back still sleepng
<AMBER_14> hmm
<AMBER_14> she wearing any pants or anything?
<dadandchild> her pjs
<AMBER_14> 1 piece?
<AMBER_14> or 2?
<dadandchild> 2 piece
<AMBER_14> take the bottoms off
<AMBER_14> and panties too
<AMBER_14> and rub
<dadandchild> k im like so scared right now ok
<AMBER_14> its ok
<AMBER_14> take your time
<AMBER_14> you can be slow
<AMBER_14> its how my uncle was with me
<dadandchild> hold on tkne it off
<AMBER_14> k
<dadandchild> it off she woke up
<AMBER_14> what she do after she woke up?
<dadandchild> ask what im doing told her its ok not to be scared
<AMBER_14> good
<AMBER_14> tell her you have to look at something
<AMBER_14> and tell her to sit back and spread her legs
<dadandchild> she dong it
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> have fun
<AMBER_14> use your hands and tongue
<dadandchild> k im like so shakng now
<AMBER_14> tell her im a doctor
<AMBER_14> and you gotta do what I say
<dadandchild> ok
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> un zip your pants
<dadandchild> i have boxers on
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> pull your cock out
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> and tell her the doctor said she has to look at it
<AMBER_14> hold it in her hands
<dadandchild> she holdng it
<AMBER_14> hows it feel?
<dadandchild> she said wht is it and why she dont have one lol
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> its only something you got
<AMBER_14> and god made it for her
<AMBER_14> to enjoy
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> tell her the doctor said to put it in her mouth
<dadandchild> she laughng
<AMBER_14> did she do it?
<AMBER_14> ?
<dadandchild> sshe put it in her mouth
<AMBER_14> hows it feel?
<dadandchild> small she not dng it right i told her to stop
<AMBER_14> you gotta get hard
<AMBER_14> before she puts it in her mouth
<dadandchild> oh im very hard but she usng her teeth and it not good right now
<AMBER_14> okay
<AMBER_14> sit back on the bed
<AMBER_14> and tell her to get on your lap
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> when she does
<AMBER_14> rub her pussie with your cock
<AMBER_14> but dont put it in
<dadandchild> she on my stomack k rubng it she sayng what im dong
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> the doctor said this is the only way to check
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> and now just pretty much have fun with it
<AMBER_14> while I go make a call
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> back
<AMBER_14> hows it going?
<dadandchild> k shakng scared she open her legs more
<AMBER_14> good
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> try oral again
<AMBER_14> this time
<AMBER_14> tell her not to bite
<AMBER_14> and to suck on it
<AMBER_14> lick she would a popsicle
<dadandchild> k
<AMBER_14> like*
<dadandchild> better
<dadandchild> i thnk i hear my other dau walkng
<AMBER_14> how old is she?
<dadandchild> 8
<AMBER_14> oh better
<AMBER_14> you can try to put it in her
<dadandchild> oh i cant she started her periods already
<AMBER_14> ahh
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> hows the 5yr old doing
<dadandchild> good
<dadandchild> i wnt to fuck
<AMBER_14> well
<AMBER_14> you can try and put it in
<dadandchild> i dont have any condoms though
<AMBER_14> just cover her mouth
<AMBER_14> you shouldnt need any
<dadandchild> she on her back
<dadandchild> told her it ok and to not be scared
<AMBER_14> good good
<AMBER_14> now
<AMBER_14> slowly try to put it in
<AMBER_14> and cover her mouth
<dadandchild> k
<dadandchild> iiit tight but it gng inn
<AMBER_14> good good
<dadandchild> i got tip inn
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> hows she acting?
<dadandchild> she cryng some
<AMBER_14> tell her
<AMBER_14> not to cry its okay
<AMBER_14> you're supposed to do it
<AMBER_14> and wipe her tears
<dadandchild> i gng to cum
<AMBER_14> did you cum?
<dadandchild> no
<dadandchild> not alot in her
<AMBER_14> after you do
<AMBER_14> hug her close and tell her you love
<dadandchild> i cum inside her
<AMBER_14> you just came inside her
<dadandchild> yss
<AMBER_14> k
<AMBER_14> ill go get the van
<dadandchild> ?
<AMBER_14> The FBI party van
<AMBER_14> Since you're going to jail.
<AMBER_14> This conversation has been recorded, and you're IP logged.
<dadandchild> oh my god
<AMBER_14> You'll recieve a seopena in a couple of days.
<AMBER_14> I suggesst seeking an attorney.
<AMBER_14> Do you understand what I'm telling you, sir?
*** dadandchild is no longer on the server ***[/spoiler]

[Zsiga]

Btw sauce: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/42780407.html
Van még pár jó... Asszem megyek is trollkodni irc-re.

[Ramiz]

Ezek pl kamuk? http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1192389599868.jpg

[Tycho]

new worldfilter: WHEN I WAS -> xxx-xx-xxxx random amerikkkan social security number.   enjoy your ban LULz

[Lythis]

suuuure....[spoiler][/spoiler]
anything out there that's not as old as gets?

[Tycho]

mondom, random kamu szám lesz...  de ha nem hiszed, akkor jelöld ki a postomat

[Ramiz]

mondom, random kamu szám lesz...  de ha nem hiszed, akkor jelöld ki a postomat

Do it, faggot...
Also: I did - and I lol'd.

[Tycho]

I did both and had massive lulz

[.Attila]

Történt valami a szerverrel? Tegnap sem jött már be.

[spoiler=pic unrelated][/spoiler]

[Tycho]

Még mindig rossz... Party Van?

[kikuchiyo]

Egyesek szerint köze van ahhoz a massive cp floodhoz, ami a lehalás előtti napon volt állítólag.

[Tycho]

Egyesek szerint köze van ahhoz a massive cp floodhoz, ami a lehalás előtti napon volt állítólag.

LULz... 7chan raid -> v& -> Flawless victory, hogy vesznének meg? még jó hogy akkor nem jártam ott

[Ramiz]

4chan is ALIVE!!!

[Draconire]

4chan is ALIVE!!!

Rövid volt. :/

[Darkstar]

4chan is ALIVE!!!

Rövid volt. :/

Jah... Bár ennyi is elég volt, hogy bannoljanak.

[Tycho]

Megint van, Sticky, Wordfilter és Moot is van mármegin!