4chan pwn4g3, random blődségek és trollságok.

[Zen]

Én ezt találtam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops&feature=related

[Én]

Én ezt találtam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4bn5pp32w&feature=related 

[Ramiz]

Javítsátok angol kiejtéseteket!

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/penis

[Én]

[Próféta]

[Én]

Lol, ez innen volt valaki?
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Xzone]

Ez a "Statler & Waldorf" dolog nagyon tetszik

Néhány példa:

"Statler: When I watched R1 of Code Geass, I was jealous of Lulouch's powers.
Waldorf: Really? When I watched R1 of Code Geass I was jealous of Nunnally's vision.

DOHOHOHOHO!" ( )


"Statler: You know there's a Dragonball Z movie coming out soon.
Waldorf: Did you get us tickets?
Statler: Yeah, they're for a bus out of town!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH"

"Statler: What do you think of Bleach?
Waldorf: I watched it 'till I wanted to drink it!

DOHOHOHOHO!"

"Statler: I hate the censor bats in Rosario + Vampire.
Waldorf: Why? Because they block out the fanservice?
Statler: No, because they don't block out the rest of the show!

DOHOHOHOHO!"

"Statler: Naruto is hard to believe sometimes.
Waldorf: All the ninja magic?
Statler: No, that anyone still watches it!

DOHOHOHOHO!"

[Nakedape]

http://www.turdtwister.com/
 

[Darkstar]

http://www.turdtwister.com/
 

BTW a délutáni alvás miért üti ki az embert ennyire?

[Rounin]

BTW a délutáni alvás miért üti ki az embert ennyire?

Már akit. Nekem mindegy mikor, az már kevésbé, hogy mennyit.
Mondjuk a napokban legszívesebben mindig, sokat.

[Ramiz]

http://www.turdtwister.com/
 

BTW a délutáni alvás miért üti ki az embert ennyire?

Nekem se sikerült rájönnöm. Rám rosszabb hatással van 2 óra délutáni szunyó, mint rápiálni éhgyomorra egy másnaposságra, aztán végigülni egy mikroökonómiát (próbáltam). Hülye leszek tőle, nekimegyek a falnak, nem tudok rendesen beszélni(!), gondolkozni és este aludni...

[Én]

[spoiler=Zombie John]Hey Mwaaaruuughgh,

My name Zombie, and I eat every singul one of you uuuggh.... All of you are fat, Delicious, yes-lifes who spend second of their day look yum-yum. You are everything *Drool* in world. Honstly, have any you ever ate flesh? I mean, I guess fun making fun of other Undead because of own insecurities, but you all whole new level. This worse than having only 1 braaaaaaiiiinn.......

Don't stranger. Just hit me with your shotgun. I'm pretty much dead. I can go eat anything, and walk like *Uuuuuggghhh*. What you do, other than run away? I also have an hero, and have a undead bride (Shit was so dead). You are all food who should just kill yourselves. Thanks listening.

Pic Related: It Uuuuuuuugghhh....braaaaainz.....[/spoiler]

[Tycho]

[spoiler=Ackbar, Overmind, Jesus John]Hey Naives,

My name is Ackbar, and I warn every single one of you. All of you are innocent, unaware, ingenuous who spend every second of their day looking at suspicious girl pictures. They are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever checked under their skirts? I mean, I guess it's fun enjoying tits because they are so soft and sometines big, but you have to mind also other parts of their bodies. Sometimes surprises are not that welcome, if you know what I mean.

Don't be a stranger. Just shoot me with your best trick. I'm alert all the time. I am Admiral of a rebel spaceship, and the most aware Mon Calamari ever. What's your purpose in life, other than getting sodomize when you don't expect it. I never get hard penors from my ladies, and my current one is so really hot (She just BUTTSEX'd me; Shit was SO trap). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my trap


Hey terrans

Know that my name is the overmind, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are inferior, unevolved, weaklings who spend every second of their day sitting in stupid ass soft pink hides. Honestly, have any of you ever twisted a species into a monstrous killer? I mean, I guess it's fun building guns because you lack acid vomit, but this takes it to a whole new level. This is worse than not being able to consume raw gases for sustainment.

Go ahead, hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much destined to grow into the perfect lifeform. I'm the master of the zerg swarm, and starting to assimilate humans. What have you defiled besides your own bodies with disease? I also posses all the knowledge of the cerebrates, and have a new human victim(she just got infested, shit was SO minerals). You are all pathetic and should just let yourself be consumed.

Pic related, it's me and my queen.



Hey believers,

My name is Jesus, and I love every single one of you. All of you are special, loved individuals who should spend every second of their day loving me and my father. You are everything right in the world. Honestly though, why do you continue sinning? I mean, I guess it's fun to you making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but if you want to walk in the light, please put down your swords and take up my cross. This will surely bring prosperity to the world.

Don't be a stranger. Talk to me as much as you like. I'm perfect. I am King of the Jews, and savior of the world. What can me appealing to you, other than sinning by "committing adultery at the thought of drawn Japanese characters"? I'm highly educated and wise, and have an awesome father (He just blessed me; it was SO fulfilling). You are all wonderful people who should live for me. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my father[/spoiler]

[Én]

[Darkstar]

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-lolicon-test

>Your result for The Lolicon Test ...
>Lolicon Major

>You scored 74 Lolicon rank!
>Tell em Where to die: Lolicon is your passion you love, crave it and almost ready to share it with the world.

>You scored 74% on Lolicon rank, higher than 89% of your peers

És volt olyan kérdés, amit félreértettem. :/

[Xzone]

What statement is in 90% of loli manga?

1, your so cute

2, its so tight

3, Sensei

4, Onii-Chan

Ezen azért felnevettem

[NLZ]

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-lolicon-test

>Your result for The Lolicon Test ...
>Lolicon Major

>You scored 74 Lolicon rank!
>Tell em Where to die: Lolicon is your passion you love, crave it and almost ready to share it with the world.

>You scored 74% on Lolicon rank, higher than 89% of your peers

És volt olyan kérdés, amit félreértettem. :/

15%.

[Darkstar]

What statement is in 90% of loli manga?

1, your so cute

2, its so tight

3, Sensei

4, Onii-Chan

Ezen azért felnevettem

Azt én betippeltem, mert a sensei kivételével mind3 jó szerintem.

[Ramiz]

"Mi van? Nem hallottam jól!"

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Zen]

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-lolicon-test

29% 

[chilip]

Lolicon private

You scored 21 Lolicon rank!
Your Cannon fodder: you like loli but are still not totally into it.

[.Attila]

Lolicon private

You scored 21 Lolicon rank!
Your Cannon fodder: you like loli but are still not totally into it.

Detto, de ez csak statisztikai véletlen, mivel egyetlen kérdésre sem tudtam a választ, kivéve ott, ahol lehetett nemmel válaszolni.

[Member]

You scored 35 Lolicon rank!
Still Cannon fodder with a few Privileges : Loli is a part of your life that you still have trouble accepting

Qrvanehéz volt, végülis nekem.

[Én]

"Mi van? Nem hallottam jól!"

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Elég fáradt lehetek, csak most esett le, hogy az nem az ujja...

Lolicon: 15%. És büszke vagyok rá

[minuszmiki]

Lolicon Captain
You scored 69 Lolicon rank!
Nothing but The Middleman: you are a lolicon freak you have completely accepted loli as your perversion but still hiding in the closet.

És nem vagyok büszke rá, nem tudom ugyanis, mit rontottam el. :/

[Ramiz]

Ennyire unatkozik mindenki? Ennyire nincs dolgotok?
(Mondom én, aki félóránként jön vissza ide, hátha valami jóféle trollság vagy NWFS királyság felbukkant azóta.)

[Xzone]

Kihagyhatatlan lehetőség.

Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

1800-as bracket...lol. Majd hívj fel 2100 körül jársz, biatch.

[Tycho]

Not Work For Safe királyság?

[Makos]

[Lythis]

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